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Premium Air

Artisanal. Hand-bottled. 100% air.

You breathe it every day. You've never paid for it. Until now.

Our premium air is responsibly sourced from the upper atmosphere above the San Francisco Bay Area — where startup ideas are born and the weather is somehow always 58 degrees.

Each jar contains exactly as much air as we felt like putting in.

Limited supply. Not really. But it sounds better this way.

The Classic Jar

$9.99

per jar  /  one-time purchase

  • Approximately 1 liter of genuine air
  • 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, 1% vibes
  • Sourced from above sea level
  • Gluten-free, dairy-free, mostly empty
  • Certificate of authenticity (not included)

By purchasing, you acknowledge that air is everywhere and you did not need to buy this. No refunds — the air has already been breathed.